Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I am the devil, and I have come to do the devil's work.

This is my first blog and I have no idea what to write about so I think I'll do a little about me kind of deal. Most people who are reading this probably already know all this shit but oh well. My name is Joe I am 19 years old. I have a shitty job making cardboard boxes (exciting I know). I am into body modification like piercings and tattoos. I have 7 piercings including my septum my ears my tongue and tongue web and my nipples. I hope to someday get more. I have 4 guitars but I don't play very well. I love skill toys especially yo-yos. I was part of a team that constructed a first prize winning battle robot. I like graphic novels like Watchmen and V for Vendetta. I watch a lot of movies and would like to maybe go into the movie making business someday. I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I have a wonderful girlfriend named Emily who I love very much. I have weird bumps on the backs of my hands which are unexplained by modern medicine. I went to VoTech for machining and while I was there I designed and made 2 of the most complicated engravings that the school has ever seen. I listen to all kinds of music. I don't discriminate. I don't consume meat of any kind. Right at this second I hear my little brother taking a piss in the back yard. I had dreadlocks for 2 years 2 months and 14 days. I loved having them but I had to get rid of them for my job. I smoke but I plan on quitting in the near future. My feet hurt. I love the Star Wars movies and pretty much anything to do with them. I bought a full scale movie accurate replica of Yoda's lightsaber, it sits on top of my dresser on it's display stand. I have been told that on occasion I resemble a lumberjack. I want you to keep reading my blog because that would be cool. Lol I don't know what else to say about myself so I guess that's it. Maybe I'll post a real blog entry tomorrow. Lol